Wood signs

Step aside water, this is a job for wine!

Love The Wine Your With

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Wine! How classy people get wasted

Soup of the Day: Whiskey with H2O croutons.

Bar Phone Fees

My Bucket List: - Ice - Beer

Whiskey and ice and everything nice

Let's sip into something more comfortable...

Beer Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy

The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of beer

I finally found my sleep number. It's six...glasses of wine

Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate

That's A Horrible Idea. What Time?

So, I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested.

Things Are Bad...Send Chocolate!

Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate

I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I'm not an alcoholic, I'm spiritual!

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol...suit up!

NOVINOPHOBIA

At the Finger Lakes

We Are On Lake Time